The Great Toy Evacuation – A Holiday Story

I know it's only November, but the holidays are fast approaching and all I can think about is the fact that I am currently DROWNING in stuff. My house looks like a rainbow factory threw up plastic multi-coloured toys all over every single nook and cranny. I only have one kid... what the hell does … Continue reading The Great Toy Evacuation – A Holiday Story

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Kids say the craziest things. No literally, sometimes the words that come out of my 2-year-old’s mouth have the ability to stun me into complete silence – and if you know me, that’s truly a difficult thing to do. I hardly ever take a breath for fear that it’ll force me to shut up for … Continue reading Kids Say The Darndest Things